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Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

I am willing to bet large sums of money that the very vast majority of the people who unironically reblogged this are pissbaby nerds who’d piss themselves and cry with a gun in their face.

(Source: deaglefifty)

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